Iv Demotivational Poster
FINALS WEEK -
MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - I think I'll survive just fine. It's the rest of you nuts that need to worry.
MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care
HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet
YOUR MAN CARD -
KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!
A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS! - It uses Bodyslam. Its super effective! You Balck Out.
HYGIENE MOTIVATION FOR MEN - ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s just so obvious Ã¢â‚¬Â¦..
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN -
OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.
FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING KILLS - "unless you're texting for driving tips"
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.
SH*T HAPPENS - sometimes really really fast
GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.
CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...
EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.
I SAW A SPIDER -
EBONY AND IVORY - Live Together in Perfect Harmony
MEAT NATIVITY - Cause nothin' says Christmas more than a pig-in-a-blanket Baby Jesus!
Big Brother -
SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.
IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less
AUDI DRIVERS -
DIPLOMACY - All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means.
TEXTING WHILE DRIVING -
ALZHEIMERS TEST -
PONDER THIS - I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
SUPER JEW - Faster than a spinning dradel, More powerful than a Hanukkah song It's SUPER JEW !!!!!!!
MOTIVATION - Sometimes all you need are a few words of encouragement.
LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -
HAPPY THANKSGIVING -
Call Me Weird -
5 People Of Different Races -
DEMOTIVATION - supreme example
SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive
BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.
SAINT PATRICK -
SURVIVING ARMAGEDDON - It's your wife's time of the month. Are you prepared?
IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?
all lives matter -
CARNIVORE VEGETARIAN - “Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.” - Dr. Denis Leary
ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation
INTRAVENOUS COFFEE - Some people like to wake and bake, I prefer to wake and brew ...
INSTANT KARMA -
HELL YEAH - Sometimes, you can just know the day is gonna be EPIC.
OFFENSIVE? NO! JUST A PHILOSOPHIC DEBATING POINT -
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -
DRINKING COORS LIGHT -
DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.
1st Impressions -
MY EX-WIFE -
NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.
VEGANS - On the food chain below the awesome carnivores.
ITT TECH -
DRIVING IN THE CITY - Obviously an experienced veteran
MEANWHILE - In an Alternate Universe
LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING -
IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"
THE HARD PART IS WAY BEFORE COURT -
D I V O R C E - Sometimes, it's just too expensive.
REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind
THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...
ERROR SYSTEM SHUTDOWN -
DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....
FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.
LIVING IN A VAN - Down by the River
TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts
STORIES - There is always another side to them.
I'M MOST THANKFUL - that this pisses off PETA!
FREEDOM OF CHOICE - IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION -
FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!
I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned
KARMA - Yeah the ex wife got the Porsche in the divorce, but somehow the universe tends to even things out in the end
CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -
ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.
INDIVIDUALITY VS CONFORMITY -
DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER AGAIN... -
SHOP SMART - shop Family Mart !
AWESOME - Are you?
MY HOW TIME FLIES -
PEACE AND QUIET - Brought to you courtesy of 3M
MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.
CHIVALRY - It maybe on life support but it's not dead.
ABE LINCOLN -
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